Top Twelve Indicators The Economy Is Bad
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
- I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
- Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM on the stock market.
- Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler and GM - to discuss the stimulus package.
- McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
- The most highly paid job is now jury-duty.
- People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know kids are starving in America?"
- Motel 6 won't leave the lights on.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
- If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds", you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
6 comments:
these are funny Deb, thanks for sharing :)
Hopping by here....
Hope your week is going great.
Mommy J
LOL on number 7 and number 9!
This post is hilarious! Haha!!!
Also, thank you for the nice comment about Logan and the pictures. You're right, it's amazing to compare what our boys looked like last year at this time to now!!! I'm not sure they will ever change so drastically again. Wow, and they really DID swim the same weekend - that is neat! I hope you have a great rest of the week! :)
I like the last line best. You don't know who got insufficient fund, you or the bank. ha ha ha!
And yes, I forgot to thank you for the birthday greeting and comments!
And wanna know if the baby in Debbie's tummy is already kicking hard. ..that's exciting!
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